little escape artist

bet you have been wondering where i have been for a couple of days. i have been busy. so much is going on!

my mum is trying to teach me to pee and poop outside. i understand. think i am close to teaching her when i have to go outside to do the pee and poop thing but maybe i should be a little more vocal. i’ll work on that one.

outside is HUGE. there is so much to do, so much to smell, i don’t know where to start. and now i see things up in the sky, mum calls them birds, and of course i try to chase them to no avail. i am also small enough to get through the fence into the great big open space.  my mum doesn’t like that and keeps calling me to “come here”.  i will once i have caught that bird.

at night time when it’s pee and poop time, it’s really dark and mum does not want me to wander far, so she puts this collar on me with a leash that i constantly try to chew so i won’t go very far. of course then i forget to pee.  i don’t like the collar so i promise i won’t go far.

sometimes mum has to leave, it’s this thing called work. she doesn’t like putting me a crate although i don’t mind it too much.  last night she put me in the bathroom with my crate and a gate at the door.  this way i have my sleeping spot and a room to play in. well i managed to get over the gate and greeted mum at the door.  she was impressed that i did not chew anything nor leave any pee and poop. but was worried that i might have hurt myself. wonder what will she will do next time she leaves? she has called me the little escape artist!

i’ll leave you with this picture, it’s the cat’s toy and i love it!  lots going to happen today, i can feel it in my bones!

i must i must destroy!